Mai 2013
WHAT COMES BETWEEN SEX AND FEAR???
libraryoftheancients:
riker-wears-a-skant:
pedicatio:
nothingbutthedreams:
dorkery:
FÜNF
I love you.
Oh my god.
I LOVE LANGUAGE JOKES
I should not be laughing anywhere near as much as I am.
ghosteh13:
voice-of-tartarus:
demeaniac:
what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?
Woah woah wait
you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”
that would explain...
Cosmo Sex Tip # 438
josh-is-awesome:
When you finish taking off his shirt look him straight in the eyes and whisper this is my design
tears-pain-and-gay:
coolman229:
Oh my gosh
I just realized
David TENnant
He played the TENth Doctor.
Matt SmELEVENith
He plays the ELEVENth Doctor.
It took me a very long time to realise Matt Smith doesn’t have the word eleven in it
richard-sp8-jr:
richard-sp8-jr:
EVERY TUESDAY AT 6:40 IN THE MORNING MY MORNING TALK SHOW HOST STOPS EVERYTHING AND PLAYS HEAT OF THE MOMENT AND SAYS “HEY TUESDAY PIG IN A POKE” AND NO ONE UNDERSTAND BUT I DO
I DIDN’T CLARIFY THAT THIS IS A RADIO TALK SHOW BUT IT IS
I love how some people see Sherlock and think "Oh...
sherlock-is-my-bby:
sherlockspeare:
lokis-army-at-221b:
But in reality we’re like
IT GOT BETTER
myurlistoolong:
novemberrain93:
candied-two-fold:
novemberrain93:
Guys what if the reason Sam grew to be taller than Dean was because he was the one who got to eat while Dean had to sit by and starve so his little brother wouldn’t be hungry; therefore not getting enough nourishment to grow. He’s still tall as fuck though.
SLOW DOWN THERE SATAN
No who’s bringing this back? Why is this...
brickpants:
so I saw this in the paper
and all I could think was
krischicklicks:
the-winchester-initiative:
abnormalpanda:
dramasbomin:
221b-baker-sweets:
johnlock-consulting-husbands:
hootowlforlife:
itisnotofimport:
dear sherlock fandom,
no one besides you actually gives a shit how long you’ve been waiting for season 3.
sincerely, everyone else
We care!
Sincerely, the Whovians.
Avengers fandom has your back too.
...
Whovians, I just found out that this year we can...
sparrowholmes:
superwholockier:
onna4:
hislostshadow:
onna4:
hislostshadow:
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS
IT MEANS THE 50TH ANNIVERSARY WILL BE ON THE SAME DAY OF THE WEEK THE SHOW FIRST STARTED
FUCKING SHIT
TIMELORDS
im-an-angel-you-asshat:
Agent Coulson has taught me that if you deny a character death completely, that character will come back.
blonde-bookworm:
imagine being fourteen and having the mass-murderer who killed your parents telling you that he’s going to kill you
and then escaping with the corpse of a fellow student AND THEN HAVING NO-ONE BELIEVE YOU
AND GOING BACK TO LIVE IN A LOVELESS HOUSEHOLD FOR SIX WEEKS WITH NO INFORMATION FROM YOUR WORLD, THINKING THAT THAT MASS-MURDERER MIGHT BE STANDING ON YOUR DOORSTEP AT ANY...
imjohnlocked:
xeverdeen:
the new block button is so sassy like
stop don’t even talk to me i don’t like you
pearls:
pearls:
i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun
sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard
other girls: tan skin, high heels, short shorts, long hair, always talking on their cellphone, drinking starbucks
me: blond hair, red jacket, french flag, equality across the nation, vive la révolution. i am enjolras.
sakibatch:
johnwatsonismyspiritanimal:
sweetlittlekitty:
BENNY C LAUGHING ALONE WITH WATER
O WATER
U SO FUNNY
I READ THAT AS “ALONE ON THE WATER” AND NOW IM CRYING
That awful moment when you can not remember the...
bestlols:
misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:
stark-raving-mads:
letspretendthatimbritish:
I think it’s safe to say we’re all in love with a serial killer and his boyfriend.
why is this all of my otps?