plot twist: santa actually brings you the naked celebrity you asked for and you have to awkwardly unwrap them in front of your entire family
Totally worth it.
tumblr has turned me into some sort of encyclopedia for shows i haven’t even seen
#derek hale is usually visibly angry but this is the first time his anger is actually intimidating #the curl of his lips as he shows his teeth #the wolf close to the surface howling just behind his clenched teeth #the sound of its nails scratching at his insides being masked by the sound of his teeth being ground (via wildwolfsbane)
Okay, so I just fixed it a little.
"Cas, put your goddamned knees down; I can’t see the TV."
"Dean. I have a headache and my back aches and oh yeah, the world is fucking ending."
"Well, it’s not ending before the mid-season break of Dr. Sexy, so move your legs.”
what time do you need me? i am unavailable whenever that time is
ignore your responsibilites and fantasize about older men
Dogma (1999) - It Can Be Hell Getting Into Heaven
-So for their insolence God decreed that neither Loki nor Bartleby would ever be allowed back into Paradise.
-Were they sent to hell?